“Colloquially known as the Velvet Sledgehammer, for reasons that become apparent when you take a sip. Huge, layered slabs of dark malt and hop-driven bitterness sit in perfect harmony, buoyed by a not-unhefty wallop of booze.”

Glassware: Snifter.
Appearance: Pitch black with a finely beaded two finger head perched on top. Excellent retention and lace work on the glass.
Aroma: Oof this thing is packing heat. As we’d bought this online we we didn’t actually notice the whopping 8% ABV. Very surprising considering not only the sharp price but the core range status of it. Maaaasive richness and big one-two’s from molasses, licorice, earthy coffee, ash and subtle alcohols. Quite an impressive start.
Flavour: Excellent follow through. It carries over the same aggression and grandiose abundance of rich roasted malt character – licorice, molasses, ash, espresso coffee and bitter dark chocolate. It really dries out midway, forcing the saliva glands to release a load of moisture in readiness for the big, dry, boozy and roasty finish that goes for days on the back end.
Mouthfeel: Dense and muscly. Finely carbed, full bodied and once again…a surprisingly well concealed 8% ABV.
Overall: It has been a long time between drinks for us and Moo Brew. For no reason really, as we hold this brewery in very high regard. We didn’t actually realise they had a stout in their range but we’re glad they added one. And we’re glad we got to review it. It’s a corker.