“Brewed using our Sour Smoothie Base then loaded with a stupid amount of banana, coconut cream, vanilla and milk sugar, then boosted with classic blue heaven syrup and a touch of blue spirulina. Enjoy this heavenly milkshake!”

Glassware: Teku.
Appearance: Absolutely outrageous colour – some fusion of hypercolour blue and green with a massive creamy head which bubbles and foams on the surface. Excellent retention and lacing as it eventually reduces.
Aroma: Our first thoughts go straight to Seeker’s ‘Ocean Eyes’ smoothie sour which is the sole reason we made this purchase. We’ve been chasing anything that resembles that beer and bam! Here we are. Of course, there are notable differences…this is giving off more sherbet-esque and or candy vibes, creamy coconut, mashed banana, milk sugars, mixed berries and even an umami-like scent. Insane that this is even classed as beer!
Flavour: We must admit it’s one seriously fun beer. The wild blue/green milk moustaches we’re rocking is hilarious. If not for the alcohol warmth we’d literally be skulling this it’s so delicious. Creamy coconut, banana, vanilla and lactose fuse together with delicate and tart berries, milk sugar, strawberry ice cream and sherbet. It’s pretty much like this from start to finish.
Mouthfeel: Creamy and silky AF. Finely carbed. Fairly thick and full bodied and the 6.5% ABV buries itself nicely.
Overall: Incredible. We’ve gotta say that Ocean Eyes is better but it’s still a really fun and enjoyable drop. The price tag of $22 a can wasn’t all that enjoyable though.